Wii’re Funny, are Wii not?

I came up with this article while lying in bed not sleeping. It's not some indepth ideas on the nature of games consoles, nor is it a list of good Wii games. Nor is it anything even vaguely useful. In fact, you will probably lose brain cells by reading it. But if you're like me, and you're in it for a cheap laugh or two, read on.

Because this article is a brief list of all the Wii jokes the Nometet team have come up with. Enjoy.

10. Wii are not amused.

9. Houston, Wii have a problem.

8. My Wii machine is motion sensitive.

7. I have a special controller for my Wii machine.

6. Wii come in peace.

5. Take Mii to your Wiider.

4. Wii wish you a merry Christmas.

3. Wii all live in a Yellow Subma-Wii-ne.

2. Wii will, Wii will, Rock you!

1. I love playing with my Wii machine.

Please everyone, you're welcome to add your own jokes in your comments - if you have any PS3 or Xbox ones, Wii'd love to hear those as well!